Late one night while my friends were asleep, I staked their yards with my newest Object. Should you find yourself in the position in which you can't have a dog but want the protection only man's best friend can provide - have I got the solution for you!
This level of home protection will turn heads. A friend of mine called to report several passers-by taking photos of themselves next to the sign.
Soon to be available in the new Object [Online] Shop.